The Winning Madlib!

March Madness is upon us and that calls for a Growler. The other day I stopped by the Consumers Beverage store before heading to The Basement to watch the matchup between A dwarf and A leprechaun It was the most Disgusting game these eyes have seen in years! First, one team would score a Can of Coors beer for a point, then completely Drink it and throw up and the other team would come right back! I’m glad I bought enough Growlers to go around because Beer sure tastes good. Toward the end, The Leprechaun faked the defense out of their Diapers and shot an incredible Round of Guinness one-handed! The Leprechaun shot through the Teeth and past the gums. The final score ended up being Hard to Tell with me and my growlers winning the game. What an exciting time to Grab some more growlers!

– Curtis Arney

March Mad[lib]ness

A March Madness Madlib from Consumer's Beverages! Enter for your chance to WIN a FREE growler fill. Funniest Madlib Wins! Contest runs through 4/2, winner drawn 4/3/17.

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winning the game.
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winning the game. What an exciting time to*

winning the game. What an exciting time to
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